“邻居夫妇吵架,丈夫用斧头砍断妻子4肢,然后妻子用口咬着地上的草爬行~爬到quot;男人quot;家门口用头嗑门求救~!最后自然是失血过多死了 。”
子奚看着教师里面越来越寂静,都在等待着他与所谓的代表分出胜负,不给他们看戏的机会,子奚在对方说出题目时,答案已经脱口而出……
答案出口后,对方抬起头打量了子奚一眼,又开始提问“一个刚退伍的老兵,一天夜里起床上厕所时,发现老伴没有睡在身边,枕头掉在木头地板上,然后很疑惑的他走进厕所发现了马桶上……有一件很小的绿色衣服,当场就被吓死了,请问为什麽? 这一题请用英语作答……”
“The veteran has the somnambulism actually, serves the periodhim becausesleepwalks with the pillowbattereddeath his ally, afteres soberly, his ally's corpse after saber dismemberment throwsthe restroomwash away. After processing the corpse,only left over ally's green military uniform.
the spouse wentbathroom that night while helps them the sonweave the green the smlt;bgt; target="_blank"> 文字首发无弹窗lt;/bgt;iform (to have son ^Q^) the resultfet clothesthe restroom.
the veteras outbed has not seen the spousebecause her spouse lt;bgt; target="_blank"> 文字首发无弹窗lt;/bgt;sband has the somnambulism, therefore alone a persohe sofa, but the veteran was mistaken onese
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